Here is a little sample from my story...
My body tingled
with excitment when I read the banner stretched across Main Street as I drove
into town. I smiled to myself. I was ready. I had trained hard for a full year
and now I was confident that I would be the one to take home the celebration’s
most coveted trophy. I would be the winner of The Big Brain Freeze Contest. Who
cared that I had packed on a good fifty pounds in training. I was going to win
that trophy, be crowned the Brain Freeze Queen and take home that $100.00
prize.
I took one last
look at the contest rules as I parked my jeep.
Entry fee $10.00
per person ~ You must bring your own spoon ~ any size is acceptable ~ if it
will fit into your mouth it will work for us ~ Bring your own bib if you think
you need one ~ we really don’t care ~ Any contestant who barfs, spits out, nose
snorts, or in any other way ejects any ice cream from their body before the
ending of the contest will be disqualified ~You are required to sign the
medical release form below negating us of any medical conditions that may occur
while you are competing in this contest ~ Viewing of this contest is free to
the public so be prepared to be laughed at, stared at, yelled at and probably a
lot of other stuff that we have no control over ~ Remember people will be
consuming a great deal of alcohol so just deal with it ~ Good Luck & Have
Fun!
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