Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Happy Fall You Alll

I am looking forward to Fall. I love this picture and would also love to give credit to the artist, but all I can find listed for it is Unknown. This picture was the inspiration for my short story 
"Unicorn Dreams" which I plan to expand into a full length novel someday. I hope you enjoy it.






Unicorns Dreams
By: C. L. Collar

“But Father. We will soon be ushering in the 19th century. I have no desire for marriage.” Alicia determinedly stepped to the bookshelf and grabbed a book. “This is what I want to do,” she said waving the book at him. “I want to further my education and write wonderful magical stories for the rest of my life.” She raised a finely lined eyebrow as she set the book on his desk. I do not need a man for that.”
Jason Whitaker glanced at his irate daughter from his seat behind the large mahogany desk. Her platinum blond hair was tucked up into a neat bun encased in a stylish net. The purple gown she had chosen showed off her petite form and amazing violet-blue eyes. Eyes, now shinning with the intensity of her thoughts. How could anyone so beautiful be so exasperating? Sighing he removed his spectacles and rose. 
“You are sixteen, Alicia. Your future with a prominent young man is what you should be thinking about.” He tossed Alicia’s neatly written manuscript onto his desk. “It is time to put this silly writing nonsense out of your head and grow up. The Whitaker’s hold a high place in English society.” He pointed a thick finger at his daughter. “And you, my dear, will marry a man from a well-established family. It is your duty. Now I have work to do and you have a suitor to prepare for.” He sat back down and replaced his spectacles, putting an abrupt end to the discussion.
And with that Alicia’s dreams were smashed into the ground. Her protest brought her nothing but a blunt dismissal. Blinking back the tears that threatened to fall, she squared her shoulders and exited the study.  She made her way to the garden entrance holding her head high and smiling at the servants as they passed. Finally reaching the door she slipped out and ran as fast as she could to the back of the garden, and deep into the forest. A startled rabbit ran between her feet nearly tripping her causing her to slow her pace.
“I am so sorry Mr. Rabbit. I did not see you there. Please do not run away.” She said out loud, but the rabbit was nowhere in sight.
Alicia caught her breath and settled into a slow thoughtful walk. Leaves filled the sky bursting with the vibrant colors of fall. She breathed in the crisp autumn air. The scent of rich luscious apples and sweet peaches delicately teased her nostrils. Oh yes, she thought, this was the perfect way to start off a glorious new season. Not trapped in a pallor forcing polite talk about the weather over tea and cakes.
She slowly walked in the direction of the scent taking her time to enjoy the forest in its newly acquired wardrobe. Finally, she reached her secret orchard. Alicia couldn’t believe no one else in the manor knew of its existence. Of course, she would never have found it herself if it hadn’t been for her newfound adventurous nature. It all started with finding that wonderful book in the attic, Alice In Wonderland.
Alicia opened that book and sat transfixed following Alice on her exciting whimsical journey. She was left yearning for an adventure of her own. The very next day she donned her simplest frock, plated her long hair into a braid, and slipped out of the manor. Sighting a deer she followed it deep into the woods and into her own secret wonderland. That was four years ago when she was just a child. Now she was a full-grown woman of sixteen years and soon to start her debutant balls.
Alicia sighed. She had no desire for balls or boys. Her true passion was writing beautiful, magical books. She had even written a few short stories in secrecy while sitting in her magical place. Stories like the one she had just shown her father. Stories that according to him, were nothing but a child’s silly act of play. She kicked a rock sending it rolling down the path and causing dust to fly into the breeze. Oh no, she thought as the dust settled on her gown.
She was so upset she hadn’t bothered to change. Alicia stopped to examine the beautiful dress. Thankfully there were no tears in the delicate fabric. She was to have tea with one of her suitors this afternoon. William had been a friend of hers since childhood, but she definitely did not want to think of him as a husband.
“I guess those boys would be called men now,” she mused out loud as she brushed the dust away. “But I still see them as naughty little boys, pulling my braids and constantly teasing. I would not give any one of them the satisfaction of calling him a man.
She eyed the lovely red apples at the top of the tree. “Why is everything I desire most always out of my reach?” she asked.
“That is because you don’t want it bad enough.” The feminine reply floated through the air.
Alicia sucked in her breath and looked around. Her violet-blue eyes scanned the orchard, she saw no one. My imagination must be running away with me. Just silly nonsense inside my head, she thought.
“Yes, I am inside your head, but the thoughts are mine not yours and they are anything but silly.”
Alicia scanned the forest again. Nothing. Turning back to the tree she remembered Alice’s adventure and decided to have some fun. “Miss Tree are you talking to me?” she asked tilting her head.
“No. I am not a tree. Now take a step back and listen. Pick the apple you want the most and concentrate on the branch. Make it bend to your will.”
“That is just silly. I cannot bend a branch with a thought.”
“I am a very patient being, Alicia, I can wait as long as you want, but know this, you will not be allowed to leave my orchard until you try.”
“What do you mean? Who are you and why would you hold me here?” Alicia swirled around searching for the voice’s source.
“I am the owner of this orchard and right now your teacher, so you can do as I say, or just stay. It matters not to me.”
“That is absurd. You truly think you can hold me here? I think not.” Alicia turned and with a defiant look headed back toward her home. As she passed the final tree its soft vines twisted around her waist. The tree picked her up and placed her gently back inside. Panicking she ran to the other edge. This time the trees bent to block her path using their branches to shoo her back in front of the apple tree.
“What kind of prank is this? Let me go.” Alicia clenched her fists.
“When you try.”
Alicia sat down on a rock and took a deep breath to steady herself. “Will you at least come out and let me see your face?” she asked.
“When you do as you are told, then my form you will behold.”
“Truly?” Alicia asked, eyebrow raised.
“Truly.”
“Well, I guess it will not hurt to try.” Alicia shrugged her shoulders, ”But I know it will not work.”
“You are absolutely right. If you don’t want to think positive about it then it will not work. Whichever way is fine with me. But my form you will not see, until you do this for me.”
“Oh bother! You are quite rude you know. You do not know me at all and now for some odd reason you think that you can boss me about.” Alicia jumped up and glared at the tree.
“ I have known you, child, since you first stepped into my orchard and I am not rude or bossy. I am giving you an option and an opportunity. Take it or leave it. It is your choice.”
“I am not a child,” Alicia squared her shoulders, “and I do not think being trapped in this orchard forever is any sort of opportunity.”
“Silly girl.” A musical laugh filled the air. ”The opportunity is to learn how to get what you desire most. So why not give it a try?”
“Why didn’t you say so in the beginning?” asked Alicia tucking a stray strand of hair behind her ear. “There was no reason for you to be so vague.”
“Vague? I think not. If you would have listened you would have heard the meanings of my every word.”
“All this talk in rhyme. It will surely drive me crazy if I am not there already. Fine I will try and I will try to do it with a positive manner.”
Alicia gazed way up into the tree and focused her thoughts on a beautiful, rich red apple. Her eyes followed the curve of the tree branch. With all of her concentration, she forced her thought into the branch. Bend branch. She bellowed with her mind at the tree. Give me what I want. Bend and do my bidding. Do it now.
The branch swayed in the breeze as if mocking Alicia’s demand.
“Talk about rude. A little bit of gentleness might go along way. That is all that I will say.”
“Again with the rhyme? Surely you will taunt me with it until I do your biding.”
“Try again,” were the only words sent back to her mind.
Alicia blew her bangs out of her eyes and focused again on the tree. She spotted the apple and slowly worked her way down the branch. I would really like to taste one of your beautiful red apples. Please bend and place it in my hand.
The tree shook. Alicia watched with anticipation. The tree continued to shake, but no branch bent and no apple fell. Finally a small giggle escaped from the trunk.
Alicia jumped back startled at the sound. Soon her fear turned into anger as she realized that the tree was laughing at her.
“You said you were not a tree! You lied to me and now you have made me look the fool. I am leaving.” Fist clenched, Alicia turned to leave the forest.
“I did not lie. I’m not a tree, bend the branch and you will see.”
Alicia turned back toward the apple tree. “I tried! It did not work.”
“Try Again. Think about what you really want, Alicia, and why you want it. Use your senses and your mind, then your treasure you will find.”
Alicia again looked at the apple of her eye. As she focused this time, she thought about the fruit she desired. She let her mouth taste the sweetness; her eyes take in the rich red color and her nose smell the delicate fragrance. Her mouth began to water with anticipation of what was to come. Come to me. Bend and let me have a taste of your fruit so sweet.
 The tree branch slowly arched downward. Alicia watched the fruit’s leisurely descent with delight. The other branches gracefully gave way as the luscious fruit slipped into her hand. Grabbing the apple, Alicia held it out in front of her amazed at the feat she had just accomplished.
“I did it! Did you see that? I did it! I made the tree branch bend with a simple thought. I cannot believe it.” She swirled around then sat down on a log and began eagerly munching on the tasty morsel.
“Now that wasn’t so hard was it?”
Alicia stopped munching. Mouth and eyes wide open she sat transfixed by the sight before her. Floating through the air a flowing main and tail appeared. Next came a glittering iridescent spiral horn with a deep purple base and gorgeous amethyst eyes. Finally the body filled in and before her stood a glorious white unicorn.
“The Cheshire cat is not the only one who knows how to make a memorable appearance, or I guess in his case it would be disappearance.” The musical laugh again filled the orchard. “Now, close your mouth. You look quite silly.”
“But…but… you are a unicorn. But you cannot be a unicorn. There is no such thing.” Alicia laid the apple on the log suddenly not sure of anything. Slowly getting to her feet she again surveyed her surroundings. “First the trees block my exit. Next I hear a tree laughing at me then it bends it’s branch and gives me my apple. Now a unicorn is talking to me. This cannot be. I know. I have fallen and bumped my head. That is it. You are a figment of my imagination but oh how I wish you were real.”
“Okay. I will play. What would you do if I were real?”
“I do not know? I have never really had the thought before. I guess I would want to know why you would hide. Why you would not want anyone to know of your existence?”
The unicorn tossed her glorious mane. “I do not hide from anyone. Humans choose not to see me because they choose not to believe. Not very many people believe in magic anymore, but you, dear one, do way down deep inside of you. That is why you heard the tree and that is why you can see me. Now that we have established the fact that I am real, what will you do?”
“I did not say that I believe you are real. Remember, I am unconscious and you are a figment of my imagination.”
The unicorn swished her lavish tail. “Well, if this is truly your belief, then I have a question for you.”
“And what might that be?”
“How would you like to accompany me on an adventure into my world of magic. It will be both exciting and fun. When you wake up we will be done.”
Alicia’s eyes lit with excitement. “Oh yes. By all means yes. And there will be no harm done since I would just be sleeping anyway. When do we start?”
“Right now, but first stand in front of me and open up your hands.”
“Why?” Alicia’s eyebrow rose again.
With another swish of her tail the unicorn said. “Why not? ‘Tis but a dream.”
“Why yes. That is surely true.” Alicia stood in front of the beautiful beast and held out her hands.
“They call me Wishteria. I am pleased to welcome you as my pupil. Semper simul, forever together. I seal our fate.”
Wishteria pointed her shimmering horn at Alicia’s hands. A sparkle of silver stars fell onto her palms then dissipated into the air. Alicia eyes rounded in amassment as on each palm a perfect replica of Wishteria formed.
“What does this mean? What have you done?”
“I have made us as one.”
“But why? No, no! You must take it back. It will be the death of me if my father sees this.”
“Remember ‘tis but a dream, nothing will mean a thing.”
Alicia stared at her hands as the beautiful pictures vanished before her eyes. She picked up her apple and sat back down on the log. “I do not know if I can trust you,” she said eyeing Wishteria. “I think you are playing in my head.”
     “Maybe so, maybe not, but I will bring you what you have sought. Unicorn dreams to take you away, to countless adventures in the land of Fey.”
  “Like Alice?”
     “Much better than that silly book, for our adventures will bring out the true magical soul that lives deep down inside of you. ”
     “Marvelous!”
     “Good, now follow me. We begin our journey in the heart of the land of the dragons.”
Alicia jumped up from her log. “Dragons are real too?”
      “Very real and very powerful.”
      “Truly?”
     “Truly.” Wishteria nodded and turned to leave.
     “Amazing! Alicia grabbed another apple from the tree. “I have one more question before we begin.”
     Wishteria looked back at Alicia. “Yes?”
Are you going to talk in rhyme, all of the time?”

     “Are you?” Wishteria smiled, and with a swish of her tail she turned and headed down the path.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

September is National Suicide Prevention Month

Out of the Blue
 By C. L. Collar



      
        The dismal blue light slowly crept with icy fingers across the room. I peeked tentatively out from underneath the safety of my blanket. I preferred the darkness. I preferred to be left alone. I didn’t want to talk to anyone. I didn’t want to eat anything and I really didn’t want to feel anything at all.
            “Go away,” I say. “Leave me alone. I don’t want any company! I don’t want anything! Just leave me alone!”
I jerk the blanket back over my head as fresh tears spilled down my face. This is my safe place. Here I can sleep, dream away my pain and wander back to the happy times. I want to stay here.
The blue fog quietly slips under the cover causing a muted light in my shelter.
“I said I want to be alone! Who are you and what do you want?” I yell.
“I have come because you called for me. You pleaded for my aid. You wanted me to be with you in your time of pain. When I am requested I cannot resist. I must appear. My name is Despair.”
“You are mistaken. I did not ask you to come. I did not ask anyone to come! I just want to be left alone!”
“You asked me with every tear you dropped, with every unkind word you said, with every day you hid in your shelter and I might add it is a very nice shelter. We can stay in here and be safe from the outside world forever. We don’t need them. We have each other.”
“I, I guess you can stay then, if you’re not going to try to make me feel better. I don’t want to feel better. I don’t want to feel anything at all.”
“I know. That is why I am here. I will keep the others away. Now rest.”
I drift away …
I am walking in a lovely field of spring grass. The fresh smell of sage filters into my lungs teasing a thought into my muddled mind, sage, cleansing, new beginnings, and wisdom. A smile tugs at my lips, but no I do not want to smile!  I banish the thought and go back to the dark place and the blue light.
A delicate warm glow, filters through the dark accompanied by the scent of jasmine, jasmine and frankincense. Again, feelings slowly drift back into my body, calm, sweet songs of joy on angel’s voices. I turn toward the light.
“Don’t go!” Despair shouts. “It’s a trick! They are trying to get in!” his voice calms. “Come back to me. I will keep them away.”
I begin to see a form in the light. I gasp. It is child, a young girl. She is sitting in a cedar rocking chair. Lavender flowers are spread on her hearth as she hums a peaceful memory, one of my memories. Cedar drives out negative energy; brings in good influences. Lavender restores balance, creates a peaceful atmosphere and attracts loving energy. What is she doing here?
I cautiously approach the child. She has a needle strung with glimmering silver thread. Meticulously she places tiny stitches into the red glow in her lap.
            “Child, why are you here?” I ask.
            “I have been sent to you by someone who holds you dear.”
            “I don’t understand,” I say as I shake my head. “Who are you and why are you here? What are you doing in my shelter?”
            “ I am mending something that has been deeply damaged. It is strong, but also delicate. It has a large tear that requires my special stitch. Later, my sister will come and check on my work and make it stronger, but for now I must apply my stitch.
It is the only way to start the healing process. You can join me while work.”
            Another cedar rocking chair appears, placed cozily by the fire.
            “Don’t sit with her!” I hear the voice of Despair in the distance. “Come back to me. She will only bring you pain and sorrow. I am the one you need, not her!”
            I turn toward his voice, seeing the faint blue light I choke back the tears that are just a trickle away. Yes, I must go back. I cannot face the pain, the sorrow. I have to hide!
As I turn to flee lavender drifts into my scenes driving my fears away.
            “Please sit and rest. I am almost done. You will want this when I am finished.”
            I move toward the chair. A soft cushion appears as dove feathers float onto the floor. Again she sings a memory, white feathers; a message from my angles. I sit. I rock. Jasmine, cedar, frankincense, lavender; caress my soul.  I glance back to where Despair waits for me. All I see is a insignificant speck of blue.
            “Let him go.” She says. “He is not important. He was sent to do you harm.”
            “I know. I know who he is and I know who sent him, but I still don’t know who you are.”
            The child looks up from her lap. She holds her sewing up to the light to examine her work.
“It is done.”
            I look at the object she has worked so diligently on. It is a glowing red heart and directly in the middle a large silver patch with perfect tiny stitches holding it in place.
She hands it to me.
            “This belongs to you. My name is Hope. I have begun the healing and my sister, Love, will now come and strengthen my work. You must let her in for your heart to continue to heal. Your family, your friends, your angles and God all come with her. The healing process will need one more thing, my brother, Time. The patch is strong, but if not nurtured by my sister and brother it will not heal. I also want you to remember that I, Hope, will always be with you.”
            I wake to the beautiful sunshine filling my room. I smell jasmine and lavender. I turn to see a silver vase filled with the fragrant flowers. The scent of frankincense and sage mingles with it as a swirl of smoke from an incense burner drifts into the air. As I stir from under my shelter I see a cedar rocking chair beside my bed and in it my loving husband. He is holding my bible with a small white feather marking a page. I look at his his face, strained, even in his slumber. As his eyes slowly open I hear his beautiful loving voice.
            “Hi there. I’m glad you’re back,” he says reaching for my hand.
            “Thank you," I say taking his hand and giving it a gentle squeeze. "Thank you for being here for me."
           


Monday, August 31, 2015

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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Tessys Tales: The Little Sister

 Tess the Mess & The Little Sister
Hi! It’s me, Tess! I just wanted to pop in and let you know what has been goin on out at the farm.  Coco has moved back out to the farm.  Coco is my buddy. We were adopted from the same pound and are about the same age. I am a few months older which makes me her big sister. We are soo happy to have her back. She had to stay in town with Mom and Dad for a while because last summer she hurt her hip and it was bothering her. Dr Angie put her on a diet and said that she should rest it for a while. She looks really good now, but her hip still bothers her some.
            The only problem I have with her being back is that she likes to go on my runs with me. I really don’t mind her goin it’s just that she can’t keep up and so I have to slow down for her and I really don’t like to go slooooooow.
            Today was a really nice day to run, so while Coco was taking her mid morning nap I decided to slip away. First I gave her a small nudge with my nose to see if she was really asleep. No response. Good. I slowly belly crawled to the front of the barn. Just as I was about to bolt out, there she was right beside me. She is pretty quiet for a chubby dog.
            “Where are you going? Are you going for a walk? I want to go for a walk! Please take me with you!”
            Little sisters can be so aggravating at times! I did not want to take her with me, so I lied.
            “I was just going to get a drink of water from the pond. Why don’t you go finish your nap? I will be right back.”
            “Oh! I would love to go to the pond with you! I can soak my hip in the cool water! I’m really not tired anymore.”
            Darn, I thought. I will have to wait till later for my long run.
            “Okay, let’s go,” I said, “but be careful. I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
            Sometimes it is soooo hard being the big sister.
            I am enclosing a picture of Coco so you will know what she looks like. She is really sweet, just really slow. I will slip away later to to take my run. Right now we are goin to go for a nice long soak and swim in the pond.
My Little Sister  Coco
Written By My Mom Cathy Collar
Because I Tess Do Not Have Thumbs or Fingers

Monday, August 17, 2015

Tess The Mess: The Convict


The Convict
By C.L. Collar

Well, here I am stuck in jail, again. It’s not my fault. Nobody understands me. I can’t be enclosed in a pen or yard. I go crazy! I have to be able to run, run, run. Have I mentioned I’m a dog?  No? Well I am.
My name is Tess. I have a short redish brown coat, beautiful brown eyes and legs that never quit. I think I am a greyhound/ lab mix, but no one really knows for sure. I keep running away from home, because I am very claustrophobic. I also might be a little ADHD and to top it all off the neighbors think I am a Kleptomaniac!
Okay, so I have a few problems to work out. My human parents probably won’t be able to afford my bail this time. I heard Dad say the other day that my antics (whatever that is) were driving him to bankruptcy. I don’t know what the fuss was all about. It was just a tennis shoe from the neighbor's house. You would have thought I had stolen something valuable like a steak. Anyway, dad had to pay the man and he was not happy with me, so I got put in time out, on a tie out, in a pen.
I tried to be good, but I panicked. I gnawed my way through the tie and jumped over the six foot fence to my FREEDOM! It didn’t last long. I didn’t get two blocks before the dogcatcher caught me. I think this would make a good case for harassment, but I’m just a dog so I don’t know. 
So here I am, again in prison. There is a fierce pit bull beside me. He really scares me. I need to plan an escape.  I already feel the walls closing in!
I hear voices. It’s the nice lady that takes us to the T.V. station. I really like her, but this also means that I’m running out of time.  If no one adopts me in three days I will be domed!  I have to escape! I’ll have to make my break when we go to the holding pen. It’s my only hope!
The handlers are gone, now to enforce my plan. The fence is only four foot, an easy hop for a dog like me. I hear voices. There’s another dog in the pen by ours waiting to meet her new family. I must wait until they leave.
Two women are laughing as they enter her pen. I try to look uninterested. They pet the dog and talk to her so sweet. They seem very nice. I think she is going to have a very good home. 
I get up on the fence to get a better look. Oh no. One of them saw me. She’s walking over here. Dang ADHD! Oh well, I’d better make the best of it. She pets my head and tells me how pretty I am. She somehow knows that I’m afraid of the big pit and tells me that it’ll be all right. No one will let him hurt me. I feel instant comfort. I look into her eyes. Her eyes smile back into mine. I really want to go home with her, but how do I let her know?
“Paperwork’s done,” the jailer says “you can take her home.”
“Let’s go, Coco!”
I watch them leave.
I feel it coming on. PANIC ATTACK! I cannot let her leave with out me. I must tell her how much I need her. Before I know it I’m over the fence and racing after her. I bark and run between her and Coco. I look pleading into her eyes and lick her face. "Please take me with you!"
 She grabs my collar and pats my head. “So you think I need to take you home too,” she says.
YES! YES! I bounce with enthusiasm, or the ADHD, but YES, I want to go home with you! I need your help. I need you.
The jailer comes out with a leash to take me away. I drop my head as I am led slowly back to my cell.  I know that I blew my only chance for escape and now I don’t even get to go on T.V. I am doomed. I try to sleep, but all I can do is think about the nice lady and how wonderful it be to be her dog.
Day three. I am out of time and soon they will come to get me. I am so sad and depressed, that it really doesn’t matter anymore. I hear them coming. I am not long for this world. Not even a nice steak dinner to send me on my way, oh well. 
My cell door opens. I don’t raise my head. They clip the lease to my collar and lead me outside. I walk slowly, knowing my destiny. I look up, one last look at the blue sky. My last thoughts will be of my fun filled days of running and carefree play. I feel the panic coming on! I tug hard at the leash and run to the open door and right into the arms of my angel!
“Well, hello again,” I hear her say as she grabs my collar. “You are a bit impatient aren’t you?”
I am confused, but so happy to see her! I bounce for joy. At least I will get one last big hug before I pass over the rainbow bridge. This is much better than any steak.
I sit lovingly by her side as she finishes writing on the paper. She gives the paper to the man and leads me to the door. The FRONT DOOR!
“I think I have the perfect place for you,” she says, as I jump into her car. “How does two hundred an fifty acres of running ground sound to you?”
I bark! “Just like Heaven!”

To read more about Tess just click on the Tessy's Tales tab at the top of my page. 


Written By My Mom Cathy Collar
Because I, Tess do not have thumbs or fingers. 

Tessy & The Armored Bandit

Tess the Mess and the Armored Bandit



 Hi!  Remember me, Tessy, the ADHD, claustrophobic,
kleptomaniac dog? I just had to drop by and tell you about my wonderful new adventure! You see, Mom had to go to Oklahoma City for the weekend and she and Dad decided I was well enough to spend a few days at the farm. (I had gotten sick from a nasty tick bite and had been grounded to the backyard in town until I got well.)
Mom told Dad that I was bored, and she thought that some time at the farm would be good for me. I don't know how she knew that I was bored. She must be a dog whisperer or something like that. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I had slipped my collar twice in one day and had myself a small jaunt around town. It is a very small town, so you really couldn't call it a run, and it was kinda hot and since there was no pond in town, I had to come back home to get a drink of water. Mom was not happy about my jaunt. I got a new much smaller collar for my efforts and a very stern scolding, but that was okay because now I got to spend two fabulous days with my buddies at the farm.
I love the farm. It is where my furry family lives. There are all kinds of critters to chase, a cool pond to swim in, and freedom to run as much as I want! I was so excited that I jumped out of the pickup bed as soon as Dad stopped the truck. Big Black Mama, Shadow and Chubby Coco Puff, were sooooo happy to see me! They bounced and wagged their tails, and then we went for a nice long run! Coco stopped at the pond for a swim while Shadow and I dashed across the pasture and bounded through the trees. It was so much fun! We finished our run by joining Coco for a dip in the pond. Sopping wet and exhausted, we slowly walked back to the farmhouse.
When we got back Dad was still there. I thought that he would have gone back to town by now, but he was busy doing something in one of the pens. We all went to check it out and, of course, to get a little attention from Daddy. He patted each of us on the head and then went out the pen gate. Shadow and Coco followed him, but just as I got to the gate, he shut it! He locked me in! What was this all about? I always got to run free on the farm. I whined, and whined, and whined.
“You have to stay in the pen unless I’m here,” said Dad. “We don’t want you to overdo and get sick again. I’ll be back tomorrow to let you out for a run while I mow.”
I hung my head and pouted. Not that it was a bad pen. It was very large with a huge elm tree for shade, a nice doghouse to sleep in, and a swimming pool all my own, but it was still a pen! It even had electricity! Yes, a nice new shiny hot wire all the way around to keep dangerous critters out. I am sure it was not meant to keep me in. That would just be ridiculous. I was kinda tired from my run, so I ate my food and then settled down for a nice long nap.

As the cool air ruffled my fur, I awoke to the wonderful sounds and smells of night. When I sniffed the breeze, I caught a whiff of something that should not have been there. I snuck
closer to the fence and honed my fine sense of smell; yes, it was definitely something that shouldn’t have been there. It was one of those pesky, stupid, sneaky armadillos. I absolutely HATE armadillos. They do not play fair, wearing all that armor, and they always try to steal our food! I had to get out of my pen and drive this armored fiend away. I smelled the wire. It was definitely hot. I stretched my long legs over the silver thread and grabbed the fence with my front paws. One good leap and I was out! Now I needed to get reinforcements and get rid of that pesky thief. I saw Shadow slowly moving around the barn.
 “Shhh.” She said. “I think it is in here. If it knows we are here, it will run away and then just come back when we go to sleep.”
“Do you want me to get Coco?” I asked. “The three of us could surround it, and it wouldn’t stand a chance.”
“I’m already here.” Coco’s voice came as a whisper against my ear. I jumped, just a little. It always amazed me how quiet this chubby dog could be.
We slowly began our search by smelling for our prey. All of us were ready to pounce on the obnoxious armadillo the minute it tried to escape. Wait, what was that?  We all stopped and listened. There it was again, a slight shuffling sound coming from the back of the barn. That was where Dad kept all the old tires. I snarled. The culprit was hiding in there. We all surrounded the tires and began barking loudly, pouncing and growling at the tires to let him know that there was no place to run. Our strategy worked. 
He dug himself a nice hole behind the tires and burrowed in for the night. There was nothing else we could do now but wait until Dad came back the next day, so we all bedded down in a circle around our victim.
The warm sunlight on my face woke me to the new day. It was very early. Shadow was still awake. She had watched that pesky varmint all night long.
            “Shadow,” I said, "why don’t you go get some rest, and Coco and I will take it from here. The two of us should be able to keep him cornered.”
            Shadow shook her head. “No, honey child, I’ll not leave you two babes to tackle this armored monster. It’ll take all three of us to hold him here when he wakes up which should be any minute now. I heard a noise from those tires just before you woke up. He is starting to stir and could make a break for it at any time.”
            I went over to Coco and nudged her with my nose.  Nothing. I nudged her again. Nothing. I took my paw and bopped her on the head.
            “Hey, that hurt.” she said opening one eye. “What do you want? It’s too early to get up.”
            “We need your help. The armadillo is waking up, and he might try to make run for it. So wake up!”
            Coco slowly got to her feet. “I really need to soak my hip in the pond,” she said. “I’ll be back in just a little while. You two can handle that little thing.”
            “Coco! Shadow has been up all night, and I am still not at my best! We need your help.”
            “Well, okay,” said Coco, pouting, “but without a soak I won’t be able to move very fast.”
            “We don’t need fast, sugar babe,” said Shadow. “We just need you to be very, very loud. You can do that can’t you?”
            “Yes," said Coco, “I can be loud. I can bark and I can howl and I can growl.”
           

            “That will be just dandy, doll. You sit right there and whenever that critter moves you do just that.  Tess and I will do all of the pouncing and digging. Okay?”
            “Okay,” said Coca, finally showing a little enthusiasm for our quest.
            Shadow and I crept in closer to the tires, ears up, listening for any little shuffle or sound. Nothing. We sniffed. We both agreed that the scent was still there, but it was too dusty in the barn to tell if it was fresh.
            “Do you want me to go in and see if he is still there?” I asked.
            Shadow cocked her head. “Maybe you should. There’s no sense wasting our time out here if he slipped away.”
            Stealth mode, nose down, ears up, yes both of them, eyes forward, I started into the pile of tires. I sniffed. The smell was there, but was it fresh? As my eyes adjusted, I slowly stepped over one tire, then through another. Wait! I saw a movement in the shadows. I cautiously edged my way over to that side of the barn. But wait! I spotted something else. What the heck?  I poked my head through the center of a tire. That was way over on the other side of the pile. How could he have gotten over there so fast?
            This ornery armored pest was messing with my head. I’ll show him, I thought. I’ll leap through this tire and grab his tail before he even knows I’m here. (You have to grab an armadillo by the tail, or you can’t catch him.) I bent my legs ready to spring. This was so exciting! My legs were shaking. My heart was pounding, and shivers were going up and down my spine. He was mine!
      I flexed my legs and opened my mouth, ready to clamp down on that tail the minute I caught sight of it. Puhhh, cough, spit, drat! All I got was a mouth full of dirt as my long legs got caught in the middle of the tire. Yuck! I looked up just in time to see my prey skedaddle out the back door. I was about to bark for help when I heard Shadow growling at the other end of the barn and Coco barking and howling like a mad dog. No way, I thought as I pried myself out of the tire. There was no way on God’s green earth that waddling pest made it that far that fast. Finally free, I ran over to help Shadow and Coco. By the time I got there, they were both sitting quietly, looking at something in the distance.
            “Well, I’ll be washed in the creek and hung out to dry,” said Shadow as she gazed across the field.
            “Who’d have thunk?” asked Coco staring in the same direction.
            “What?” I asked. Then I spotted them. Yep, them. As I honed my fine eyesight into the field there they were. Two armadillos scurrying away as fast as their little legs would carry them across the field and far, far away. Just as they disappeared from sight, I heard Dad’s pickup truck turn into the drive. We all hurried over to him, yes, even Coco. We barked and bounced and tried to tell him that he needed to get those pesky armored bandits before they got away, or they would come back for our food. He just patted our heads and scolded me for getting out of my pen. Then he put on his straw hat and jumped on the mower.
            “I’ve got work to do,” he said. “I’ll feed you and put you, Tess, back in your pen after I’m done.”
           He was clueless about what had happened that night, and now we would have to take turns all night long watching and waiting for those armored bandits to return. They always returned.
            “Well,” said Shadow, “it’s gonna be a long night, babes. I’m gonna get some rest.”
            “And I’m gonna go take that soak in the pond,” said Coco. “My hips hurtin' somethin’ fierce.”
            I looked at both of them shocked. “You mean we aren’t gonna go after them?” 
            They both just looked at me like I was some kind of idiot.
            “No.” They both said in unison.
            “Fine!” I said. “I will just go after them myself. After I take a little nap under my tree”
            “Yeah, right," said Coco as she winked at Shadow. “We’ll go with you then.”
            When I woke up, it was dark and my food was waiting for me in my bowl. I gobbled it down then headed for the gate. What was this? It was locked! Oh boy, I thought, this was definitely going to be a long night.

            Fortunately that night the armored bandits did not return. Mom came home the next day, and I had to go back to town. My adventure in the country was over, but it sure was fun! Maybe I can go out again soon. Now, if I could just get this latch undone, I would take a little stroll around town and get caught up on all of the gossip I missed while I was out at the farm.

Monday, July 20, 2015

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